Václav Klaus's blue planet

Step inside your president's head and you will find it full of seductive worlds. In his new book, Blue, Not Green Planet, Václav Klaus will free you from anxieties about the future and from any quivers of bad conscience you might feel after hearing the ever more frequent news stories about floods, droughts, rising temperatures and melting glaciers.

Yes, it is exactly as you hoped - you have not caused climate change on Earth and there is nothing you can do about it. Seriously, it's pointless. Besides, the freedom-haters want to enslave you and spoil your life. Fortunately, here comes your politician (who is, by coincidence, just launching a re-election campaign). He has seen through the hoax and exposed the truth a hundred times, and now, in his wisdom, he is „a little bit angry“ with your tormentors - with all those environmentalists and scientists bribed by European governments. Be not afraid - Mr President will handle those monsters and, as a bonus, he has wonderful news for you: The more you splash out now, the better off you and your children will be. That is scientifically proven.

Those expecting that this anti-environmentalist book will offer a traditional discussion on whether global warming really exists will probably be disappointed. Our sceptic has more or less given up his fight over this question and pushed it to the background. Of course, towards the end of the book you will find an obligatory chapter on the 2,000 corrupt and…